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Welcome to the brand new You Wouldn’t Want To Be… website!

Here you can find links to FREE web books and a wealth of truly rotten bonus features:

  • Interactive web books
  • Unspeakable facts & jokes… groan!
  • Pretty vile classroom activities
  • 12 different FREE plays to perform… if you must!
  • Crummy author and illustrator Q&As
  • The hottest ticket for YOU in schools: our one-man play, You Wouldn’t Want to Be in The Great Fire of London!

The You Wouldn’t Want to Be… series has sold more than six million copies worldwide.

It’s history that puts YOU right in the middle. Meet horrible people in frightful places! And if that’s not enough…

Also available are the titles in the spin-off series You Wouldn’t Want to Live Without…